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I feel like Pi, stranded in a town-sized lifeboat full of idiot tigers.

learn your place

don’t burn your face

when you’re drunk and steady smoking til you’ve turned to waste

live your life

try to forgive your wife

she took your shit for all those years I think she’s earned a taste

of something different

or something

non-existent

or something.

give up hate

sit up straight

don’t relate and don’t masturbate

drugs are bad

you better hug your dad

and hope the paths of fate decide to smash the state

cause there’s always gonna be a voice in the back of your head

whispering “you’ll never get to relax til you’re dead.”

find some shoes to fill

buy a coupe deville

ignore hypocrisy in prophecies that you’ve fulfilled

go to war

you better know the score

if you want the college knowledge fucking shoot to kill

so go disciples

and load your rifles

we’ll fight for freedom while looking cool on a motorcyle.

wear a cross and preach

always floss your teeth

and try to look both ways before you cross the street

you think the final level

is some kind of devil

but actually your apathy’s the last boss to beat

so spread your love

cause well you know

there’s no heaven above

and there’s certainly no hell below.

I am not a nice person. Please stop trying to get close to me.